Fresh bread baking in the oven smells so good. Will hosts mind if I hack off a piece before I bring it? 7:50 AM Nov 27th from web |
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Twitter friends , I am somewhat disappointed that your ratio of "Motrin Moms" posts to Mumbai terrorist attack posts is about 100/1. 7:38 PM Nov 26th from web |
What 2 hours of searching will teach you: it's not possible to buy a blond wood atomic clock w/sans serif numerals. In case you wanted that. 6:36 PM Nov 24th from web |
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Dear Ann Taylor, if you want to tell me "there will be parties" this holiday season, careful I don't think you're warning me about panties. 7:39 AM Nov 22nd from web |
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The boiler in my apartment building and @bondartscience office both being replaced right now. What are the chances? (Also, it's really cold) 7:17 PM Nov 20th from web |
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How much of the #motrinmoms kerfuffle was actual moms complaining, vs self-styled social media consultants talking about potential impact? 7:39 AM Nov 19th from web |
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Some women wear flat shoes and then change into heels at work. I wear flat shoes and then change into shearling slippers @bondartscience. 3:00 PM Nov 18th from web |
Shopping for a digital oven thermometer. Reluctant to purchase what seems to be the leading brand, called the "Maverick." 5:13 PM Nov 17th from web |
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"D'ya want a gift receipt?" "Not if I want to keep being friends w/ whomever I'm supposedly giving 6 pairs of beige underwear to as a gift?" 7:56 PM Nov 16th from web |
I have a sort-of common gmail and sent to the wrong name: "Hi Lovey - We haven't heard from you in a few days--everything okay? Love, Mom" 7:37 PM Nov 16th from web |