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A note for would-be emperor McCain: Do not trust your young apprentice. |
@darthvader: Epic betrayal. |
When Obama wins, it will have transpired according to my design. |
If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed. |
Thinking I should get into the self-help book market. “I’m afraid your inner-child will not survive…” |
Nothing can quite compare with the delight I get from letting the hate flow through me when using force lightning on some Jedi. Nothing. |
Good. Good. Many are realizing the true power of the dark side… of Twitter. It is as I have foreseen. |
That old fool Jedi forgot the best part. “Suffering leads to profit!” |
Having to get up early is always a good way to start the hate flowing through me. |
@grant: I'm afraid that “fully-operational” is not as reliable as you might think… |
Oh, I'm afraid your Windows-using friends will not survive. |
This matter of the pizza leads me to begin to question my apprentice's loyalty. I'll have to remind him, yet again, of who his master is. |
@Sergio: You will find that my reach extends even to your feeble galaxy. I am much closer than you can imagine. As I have foreseen. |
These bureaucratic fools do not understand true power. My patience wears thin. |
@Vader: Patience my friend. In time, the Ewok will come to you. |
Everything is proceeding precisely as I have foreseen. |
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