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@lmoe If you'd seen the weird guy who comes to the gym - oh my god, he makes sex noises the *whole time* he's working out.
Looking for as many people as possible to chant 4 words into a mic - want to play? Please DM or email me.
@LDpodcast With Mormon Boys it's so hard to tell. "We like threesomes because then we can visit single woman to convert." Swear to god.
@toddtyrtle SHHHH. THAT WAS A SECRET.
I asked the Mormon Boys on the elevator, and they prefer threesomes. LOOK, PEOPLE. I AM JUST REPORTING WHAT THEY SAID.
@kaymatthews Oh, AWESOME - I was hoping for a snowy weekend to tromp around in next week
@dbrodbeck Hey, I thought Hulu was only for Americans? How'd you get access?
I trust the moustache!
Man, Obama's win is going to fix EVERYONE'S political leaders! AWESOME.
@johnmeadows Ha! Awesome! I hope this gets back to Microsfot. I paid $90 for XP on my new computer.
@dbrodbeck Good lord, they didn't even *notice* that the questions were different?
@toddtyrtle You're missing making dan dan noodles again!
Want to submit your best Just a Minute topic for the upcoming Quirky Quiz? (upper right hand corner) http://quirkynomads.com/wp/
Stabbity stab stab STAB! (Watch from 6:30 to 7 m) http://bit.ly/10lGA
@JohnMeadows Surely we're *all* introverts. I mean, except for @MarkBlevis.
Er. You go ahead and have tea with me. No, really. REALLY. I insist. http://bit.ly/j9k
You bastard, @toddtyrtle - unless you're bringing home dosa from Saravanaa Bhavan, that was just FREAKING CRUEL.
Any women out there feel like blowing your nose? For an audiodrama? Er. It's less weird than it sounds, I promise.
@PCianfarani Locked in the Attic, or Kiss With Teeth. (I know, I'm not following the rules. I AM A RULE-ESCHEWING REBEL.)
@JohnMeadows My actual cousin who is truly a Baptist missionary REALLY BELIEVES that a woman taught herself to read by... PRAYING.
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