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Orlistat + Pizza extra chz + crowded 767 plane = best revenge/prank EVER. |
I want this damn week to be fucking overrrrrr. |
When is Pearl Harbor Day? Today. |
2 weeks til vacay and there's still muffins in these tight fittin' jeans. Tigers come back! |
Life feels less anxiety inducing now that John Kreese has my back. He has NO MERCY for anyone on the street. They are all enemies. |
I've evolved to main goal in life is to finish Dragonforce on Guitar Hero on Expert. I have money on it. And my dignity. |
I didn't eat as MUCH as I could have yesterday. It's not so much portion control as it is obesity in moderation. |
I gave Joe a frontal lobotomy this morning, thus he followed me like a zombie through the wretched mall er, Village of the Damned. |
I was already fed up with the crowds BEFORE I got to any stores this Black Friday. |
I am intrigued by the Male Muffin Top(tm) |
Ahhh FINALLY caught up. Sanity: Reunited and it feels so good. |
I'm just a glorified superhero shoveler. No big deal. |
Check iTunes U at apple.com for some edumacation resources. |
Thanks to bonfire smoke and screaming at Dragonforce, my throat hurts and my voice sounds like heavy smoker/bar skank. Hot. |
Joey got tickets to Dragonforce. Let the Speed Metal circle pit COMMENCE. Yes Im 27 yrs old. Watch the fuck out. |
Could I trade in my kidneys for something less volatile like GRENADES. |
Chicken n Waffles in Atlanta is truly a religious experience, BTW |
"it's not pink eye. I'm just really.... HIIIIGH!"Now in 1080p BluRay brilliance. Also: OW. |
I need to hit the gym before momjeans become a stark reality. Onward soccerfield ho! |
@hotdogsladies No more Raymond Carver. Murakami is still ok though. |
