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Alex Payne
al3x Anybody can start a: website, band, clothing line, magazine, trend, rumor, lie spreading quickly as speech, dance craze, riot, business.
Ryan Block
ryanblock First Blackberry Storm sighting in the wild. Guy caught me looking and started toying around with it.
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Brett O'Connor
negatendo [I'm sorry, but you are only authorized to see @negatendo's tweets on up to 3 different devices.]
Decklin Foster
decklin omg the guy next to us in emma's is talking about autoconf and libtool i am going to stab my eye out with this fork
Brian Oberkirch
brianoberkirch A new one on me. This dude just called me Mr. Obengrits.
Buzz Andersen
buzz We need a term for the way everyone pulls their phone out during the elevated part of the 1 between 116th and 137th. The 125th St. Refresh?
Joe Maller
joemaller Protip: no matter how large and goofy, DO NOT refer to a girl's headphones as "a huge pair of cans."
lia bulaong
liabulaong uh, good luck to the white dude panhandling three blocks from the projects in a primarily poor, primarily latin/black/chinese neighborhood.
Jesse Thorn
youngamerican In my mind, Twitter is a sort of affirmation of an important life choice I made around age 17: pick friends solely based on funniness.
Amy Jane Gruber
AmyJane I was pleased that John didn't use his iPhone at all during lunch but then he let it slip that he had "No Service".
nictate hussein
nictate Dear Firestone store- We may quibble about this, but "Tire Blowout" may not have been the optimum name for your sale.
Jeff Holsey
JeffHolsey where on the geek scale does clicking a link called "10 most Legendary Swords in gaming" rank? How about if you knew what #1 & #2 would be?
President Monteiro
Mike_FTW Sweet new Twitter feature: Do "-@username" and everyone BUT that user will see your message. Perfect for Christmas shopping!
Tony Delgrosso
Tony_D My new trademarked word: brandhole. As in, shut your.
Tony Delgrosso
Tony_D U-boats: always be sinking.
President Monteiro
Mike_FTW Off to chop down a tree for Christmas. Boy's excited cause it's one of three time a year I let him use a saw to kill something.
Ben Compton
bcompton I just lost my sense of smell. Come back, sense of smell! Wait, let me clean out the litter boxes first.
Evan Williams
ev OH: "OMG, that gir in the next car it kicking it old school -- she's using a MAP!"
Ben Compton
bcompton Oh, Percocet. You make me want to be a better man.
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