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I became agitated when Rachel Maddow referred to a "Flux Capacitator." I expect more from her, I think.
Reminded: My office phone cannot be reasoned with, and any arguments I posit to it will be useless.
Mason has been tormenting us with one of these for the past three days: http://www.thinkgeek.com/ga...
My office smells like broccoli farts. And not like I, Brock Li, farted, but like someone ate a bunch of broccoli and crop dusted my office.
As I wiped down the office kitchen just now, I remembered why I usually don't shake the bottle of creamer quite so vigorously.
Genetic algorithms are fun to watch: http://tinyurl.com/6632br
Everyone should buy a shirt at https://shirt.woot.com/ today so we can all match.
@dinomite Thanks for the links, but we're actually adopting Erin's parents' Bichon (which is nice, because she's housebroken and such)
Just found out that Erin and I were approved for an apartment that allows dogs. Guess what we're getting soon?
"Look, it's the fuckin...Arcade Vampires!"
Erin: "Two words: edible chocolate. No, wait, what's that other thing? Body paint. Edible body paint."
What's the opposite of brinner? Dikfast?
Trail mix!
"Tourist" is probably the harshest slur in DC.
Reasons I dislike x-mas music: 1. Gets stuck in my head. 2. Mentions that Jesus character more than I deem appropriate.
Let's see, Mason brought pumpkin pie AND brownies, and someone else brought cookies. The post-Thanksgiving diet is going swimmingly.
iPods, intolerance towards Muslims, and Aladdin? I think the Simpsons writers are just recycling leftovers from the past decade or two.
Erin just found the gown she'll marry me in. That was pretty easy.
Oh god I'm full
Future mother in law: "Our pumpkin pie was gang baked."
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