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Also, met an extremely nice Chris Onstand last night, he drew me an Ultra Peanut. Excellent.
Perhaps it is time to get up after 13 and a half hours of laying in bed, if only for coffee.
Microwave oatmeal and Emergen-c: 430pm breakfast of champions.
Hoping this hangover will pass before the Achewood signing tonight!
@elliottsaysello got me an ipod and the new Mary Roach book for Hanukah! Perfect!
Still half drunk. Otherhalf: stupid hungover.
I requested sugar high from empire records. It got played and i danced like crazy. Now i bid you night night.
OMG THERES A MAGICIAN HERE
@Allegra "Listen kid, I know 'it' and you ain't got it. You're done, fini, kaput! Now, get out of my office. New Young Hollywood needs me."
Wheee, my PhilHoff is on The Daily Show tonight!
RT @jephjacques New David Firth cartoon! Possibly his creepiest ever: http://www.fat-pie.com/dogo...
The first thing that happened at work is I spilt my coffee everywhere and got cream cheese all over my shirt. GOOD MORNING!
Daft Punk is playing at my house! My house!
"Goddamn these electric sex pants!"
@malki Congrats! It looks beautiful.
Just feelin' like a head/desk kind of day.
Took it easy on the cupcakes and the liquor. I'm pretty much a saint.
Topanga from BMW is here! Shes so tiny!
Comcast xmas party has portapotties. On the plus side, open bar.
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