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After spending time learning about wine, I've learned this: I don't like Chardonnay. |
Portaloo with AIM printed on the side. Did the company think this through? |
Doink. That's the sound of my brain bouncing off of intelligent pursuits, like a large, air-filled rubber ball. DOINK. |
I made a tray of tortellini this arvo, then conveniently squashed them all with a basket of frozen food when putting them away. :'-( |
okay, srsly, my alcohol tolerance can't be THIS good. I spit on your watered $4 basics |
I am okay with eating alone in public. |
Aaron Rose is a turd & Serena needs to get over him. (Vacation means I focus on the IMPORTANT things.) |
Forgive me Twitter, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last update. |
someone needs to do something with the "I'm fucking Matt Damon" song and Conroy and internet censorship: "I'm fucking up your internet!" |
Wonder why Get Up! isn't campaigning against the internet filter? |
Whoops! I meant $150. Bloody phone |
PSA: ladies, if you haven't had your cervical cancer vaccines yet, the free service expires June 09. Each course costs $159 after that. |
Off to see Max Payne, hooray! |
Actually, reconsidering previous tweet. I mean, deciding to go without internet? That was an arbitrarily chosen bit of, I dunno??? |
Exams are over. Commencing 48 hours without internet. Will I make it? Updates in 2 days! |
@andrewbarnett I am always amazed by what time you get up in the a.m. |
found what I was looking for. now procrastinating by using google translate my blog to french, then having THAT read out to me in french. |
is there a thing that will recite french phrases that I tell it to at me? |
@andrewsayer maybe you could get away with pretending you're the guy from the facehunter blog. |
@andrewsayer really? you're gonna have to take a stealthy picture. intriguing! |
