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As that special time of year approaches, it's time for Terrel Owens to poison yet another NFL franchise from the inside. Go T.O.! 9:55 AM Dec 13th from web |
Just had a very amusing time watching the hospital newborn photographer do her thing. It's like Olan Mills on a hospital cart. 11:38 AM Dec 12th from JustUpdate |
Just because you're broke and no one understands you does not mean you are an artist, Gov. Blagojevich. 6:31 AM Dec 12th from web |
For the past 48 hours or so, my eating & sleeping habits have resembled that of a college student during finals week. At 50, that hurts. 8:58 PM Dec 11th from web |
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8am, still at the hospital, lots of moaning and drugs, but no baby yet. This one goes to eleven, and we're still at nine now. 5:00 AM Dec 11th from JustUpdate |
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A lot of people (myself included) thought this twitter thing wouldn't last. But here we are at what is for me, the Anti-Christ update, #666 2:33 PM Dec 10th from web |
Time is Mother Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. 2:30 PM Dec 10th from web |
Daughter-in-law's water broke this morning, but it is my wife who is having contractions. Or conniptions. Or something like that. 7:41 AM Dec 10th from web |
Those who make naughty jokes about Mrs. Claus are surely getting coal & switches from Santa ... if they're lucky. Maybe even reindeer poop. 1:37 PM Dec 9th from web |
When your 6am wake up call comes from a US District Attorney, you're probably going to have a really bad day. 9:56 AM Dec 9th from web |
Lefties are 'Critiquing The Obama Administration,' which does not yet exist. Should I critique my unborn grandchild, or just be happy? 7:56 AM Dec 9th from web |
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Leaked version of Santa's emergency speech says everyone over 13 has been placed on the 'naughty' list. Expect coal & switches. 2:14 PM Dec 6th from web |
Two young adults who are constantly late have created a baby whose birth is now overdue. Nor has she called to say she'll be late. Typical. 9:43 AM Dec 6th from web |