Hey there! cracked is using Twitter.
Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving cracked's updates.
|
We finally found our demographic. But how many raccoon samurai had to die along the way? http://tinyurl.com/5e9urq |
Just in time for Christmas. http://www.palmpistol.com/ |
@anthonytaurus Kudos. I am an idiot. |
Updated list of the most depressing places to get drunk: 1) Food Court Sushi Bars 2)Toyota Tracels 3) North Dakota. |
A list about list articles is about as awesome as a mix tape made of other mix tapes. http://tinyurl.com/5vmerk |
Wow, OJ got seven years. That seems like a short sentence for killing your wife. |
I hate using urinals. They make my ass SO FRIGGIN' COLD. |
Hey guys, have you ever noticed how after you pee, no matter how much you shake and wait, the last few drops always end up in your mouth? |
Every day at work, I use the same bathroom, same stall. When will these a-holes give me a freaking cubicle? |
Here's a free porn movie title idea:"She Didn't See It Coming" |
Spoiler alert: Bruce Willis is really a MAN who's a sled. |
I am suing the Barenaked Ladies for false advertising. |
I wonder if it's just a coincidence that most Chinese people have funny sounding names, or if this is all one big punking. |
My dad always said I could do anything if I wanted it badly enough. Clearly he wasn't talking about growing a beard. |
Ladies, I don't get it. Why don't you women love being stalked? |
Everyone else has written about it, but @cracked honors the Macy's Parade Rickroll: http://tinyurl.com/5p6ydl |
Every time that Paramore gets close to a bridge in one of their songs, I secretly pray that they will fall off it. |
Over the river and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go, because she lives in Bumblefuck. |
When you ask what syphilis looks like and I make a face and you are unhappy with that answer then you need to be more specific. |
Bible spoiler alert: He comes back at the end. |
