can loan @jchenry 50 billion brain cells at a rate of 9.5% of his liver function over 15 years. 9:48 AM Dec 8th from web |
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SKYNET is Latina, and she keeps crank-calling my cell phone. 8:44 AM Dec 1st from web |
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was greeted this AM by a nice, comforting BSOD. Laptop couldn't make it through ONE DAY of work this week. Frak. 9:45 AM Nov 24th from web |
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was in a domestic disturbance. Washer on spin cycle threw the laundry basket at me. Wow, I bore even me. 7:06 PM Nov 22nd from web |
petitions the council to rename his 18 lbs. tabby from the Gaelic name for "little tiger" to Crisco - aka "tub o lard" 10:16 PM Nov 15th from web |
is pretty sure that if he blinks, his weekend will disappear. 11:44 AM Nov 14th from web |
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spent all afternoon doing LOE estimates at work for some imaginary future - now off to swim class 5:42 PM Nov 12th from web |
scrambles to make something productive of his Sunday. If I can just figure out how to raise the GDP by sleeping in 2:37 PM Nov 9th from web |
is cursing furniture that requires assembly, and the styrofoam bits it comes packed in. 3:05 PM Nov 8th from web |
is heading out to score non-Fred-bread before heading home to the only family night this weekend 4:15 PM Nov 7th from web |
is tired of banging his head against a wall called JSNI, so breaking for late-afternoon breakfast of hot oatmeal. 3:24 PM Nov 5th from web |
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is waiting behind a verry slow citizen who appears to be still undecided 8:30 AM Nov 4th from txt |
was up all night making homemade chicken stock in prep for an exciting attempt at Vichyssoise 10:13 AM Nov 2nd from web |
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is bonding w/ moms at Costco who were complaining their husbands are off 'playing' at the ski shop while we're stuck shopping w/ the kids. 12:30 PM Nov 1st from web |