Had a dream I was asked to write headlines for THE ONION. One I came up with was: "Area child had better sit down, shut up." 9:24 AM Dec 11th from web |
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Broke down and got an iPhone 3G. At the W 14th St store, it took exactly 1 hour from getting in line to walking out with the phone. 6:30 AM Aug 10th from web |
Joining ping, bandwidth, offline, et al on the List of Non-Business Terms Overused at the Office: fire drill. 12:36 PM Aug 1st from web |
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Saw George Takei on the street wearing a light blue silk robe with black trim. He walked into an FDNY station. Then I woke up. 10:15 AM Jul 8th from web |
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Sorenson Squeeze, recently updated to v5, STILL can't process files with names longer than 31 characters. 12:50 PM Jun 11th from web |
Going Blu. Just ordered every available Kubrick movie and Planet Earth. (Had to order before the Amazon tax goes into effect on Monday.) 1:52 PM May 29th from web |
My old TV has been gone for about two hours. The new one is a couple days away. I am so fucking bored. What the hell did I do before TV? 8:25 PM May 19th from web |
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Saw someone wheat-pasting an OBEY poster onto the side of a parked red ConEd van at 6PM in the East Village. The driver was inside. 9:22 AM May 3rd from twitterrific |
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Wondering if the people who put protective cases on their iPods are the same people that keep their couches wrapped in plastic. 3:36 PM Apr 7th from web |
Wasted an hour because I forgot iframes have closing tags, rather than being a standalone tag like img. 12:44 PM Feb 27th from web |
Both TVSquad and the AP get the gas face for spoiling-- without warning-- last night's episode THE WIRE. 9:41 AM Feb 25th from web |