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i just watched 'showgirls' for the first time. had i waited another 15 years that would have been too soon.
just took me an hour and a half to write one paragraph of my grad school admissions essay. no punchline. that just sucks.
the train conductor is stressing the fuck out. the stakes here seem pretty low to me, but maybe that's why I don't work on a train.
Gas in central Pennsylvania is down to 1.77! Holyfuckingshit!
You know what kind of system they have at Penn Station today? No kind of system.
just filed a heating complaint against my landlord with new york city. bureaucracy, do your worst.
i am so emotional.
I've been told that I shouldn't twitter anymore because its dorky and my grammar is terrible. I'm just like, uh, hello, this is the internet
Too drunk to stand but not too drunk to Twitter. I just wanted to make that point.
I was hoping there would be some way to not look like shit today but there isn't.
I may be irretrievably deep into the dweeb zone.
every six months or so i get sucked into comic book oblivion.
The only song I want to hear ever for the rest of my life is R. Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
So it's 26 degrees in New York right now and I think that's pretty fucking dumb.
I have nothing to do and no reason to be awake and yet here I am at the computer and not in bed.
Turns out the reason why this deli visit is taking so long is they've been busy making sandwiches for the guy who ordered after me.
Someone please tell me why it's not possible to spend less than 20 minutes waiting in line at a post office.
i seem to have missed all the music of the last two years and my ipod is boring the shit out me.
my bike got stolen and that's just about the lamest shit ever.
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