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@writeacher My bride wants a Snuggy. I'm gonna have to get one. |
@pinkelephantpun I'm a conservative because I believe that people are good enough to be trusted with freedom. |
Santa penguins, y'all: http://tinyurl.com/6cqwx3 |
@alisoncook I've never seen a golden paper clip before. I feel like it's charmed. I have yet to find something worthy of fastening with it. |
I have a gold paper clip. This makes me happy. |
@jasonsdeli Gimme gimme gimme! |
@johnculberson Belated thanks for your nay vote yesterday. |
@CortneyM Yeah! The "caliente" line was great. |
I'm reminded of the Onion: "We go now live to the Onion News Network Live365 Total Weather Coverage Super Tower." |
Local news coverage of snow is hilarious. Actual quotes: "Enough white stuff to coat cars," "the snow here in La Porte..." |
@writeacher I never liked that expression "traveler's bill of rights." Comparing a clean bathroom to freedom of worship ought to offend. |
@alisoncook Not that I know of, but I never went there. I think the proprietor is a recent transplant. |
@alisoncook Have you tried "Out of Africa?" Fun S. African food in Sugar Land. Location sucks...check it out before it's gone. |
@mclouthier Funny you should mention that. That's what I'm asking Diane for for Christmas. |
@mclouthier What about the other classics? Tell me you at least can stand Aqua Velva. |
@mclouthier Old Spice is great, though less so since its been reformulated. I bet you don't like Brut either, heathen. |
@alisoncook Interesting to see Le Mistral is planning on a store area. Seems like a really smart business move. |
Nice lunch with @mollyblock today. And now I owe her one! |
Holy crap, it's snowing at 610 and 290. |
@she_eats Nice post! Good luck with the new gig, and thanks for the shoutout. |
