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I don't understand. Someone gave money to the guy with the bagpipes, but he didn't stop.
I just want to grab people and SHAKE THEM until they become smarter. Why doesn't that work?
On Fonts. Dear guy in hoodie that says "Religion sickens me" in Century Gothic: next time, use Comic Sans.
@warrenellis I think it would be hard to convince a dog to piss in your mouth - what's your usual technique?
Why is there no Unicode character for "i dotted with a heart"? This is an even bigger oversight than there being no coding for the Glyph ...
@evacide electronic filk foundation? "free" as in "kill me now oh god please kill me"?
This is a very strange dojo. http://tinyurl.com/5cj2u3
@mikl_em that's "hilarious" where by "hilarious" I mean "die in a fire"
If The Fillmore were a woman, she'd wear expensive, stylish clothes, but have a voice like Dr. Girlfriend and reek of bong water from ac ...
Note: I have dubbed the shirtless boy with the floppy hair and Pollack-ian suspenders "Dexy's Midnight Hipster".
Sparkly Potatohead presents: "Goth: yer doin in wrong." http://tinyurl.com/68lbqv
"Don't you fuckin' put this on the internet." http://tinyurl.com/6gthmd
Bike Rage: Dear everyone driving a car today: I want to execute every last one of you motherfuckers.
@wilw there's a 24 dvd set of night flight! I have it. http://jwz.livejournal.com/...
magic throat goblins / does this phlegm belong to you? / take your shit and leave.
@warrenellis "Does It Offend You, Yeah?" may be the worst band name of all time. Only "Boyz II Men" even comes close.
@warrenellis surely coburn would have had a member of his fembot harem play the gong for him
magic throat goblins / leave my left eyeball alone / you there! stop kicking.
jwz uses and endorses sharffenberger chocolate covered ginger. addictive. can't stop. over.
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