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I'm sailing Seattle to Shanghai on the cargo ship Hanjin Miami, 11/24 to 12/12. If hijacked, I'll EXPECT you guys to pay the ransom. FYI. 3:21 PM Nov 18th from web |
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I have decided that one of the least attractive words in the English language is "pouch." Also: "nasal." 10:53 AM Oct 30th from Twinkle |
Discovery: I don't much like macadamia nuts. Method of discovery: eating a human head-sized "Aloha Family-Fun Size!" box of macadamia nuts. 3:36 PM Oct 25th from Twinkle |
Spent past 3 days in Hawaii, talking new media. Now going home to write a TV script. Because Old Media still pays way more. Fix that please. 2:38 PM Oct 25th from Twinkle |
Me, to TW cust. service: "My internet cuts out every 2 minutes." Him: "There's too many customers on that node." So now there's one fewer. 5:04 PM Oct 15th from web |
My strategy for dealing with next week's financial news: I'm pre-drowning my sorrows at Ground Zero Blues Club in Clarksdale, MS tonight. 8:38 PM Oct 11th from Twinkle |
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Make of this what you will: in NYC, caught in Palin motorcade-caused traffic snarl. Passersby groused, then saw who it was, then cheered. 3:02 PM Sep 23rd from web |
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