 | hotdogsladies Bumper stickers are funnier if you imagine their owner drunk, sobbing, and repeatedly reading them aloud to an apartment full of cats. 8:10 PM Dec 10th from web |
| hotdogsladies Confession: When a young guy's avatar is a photo of him grinning next to a cute girl, part of me wonders if she's the only lady he knows. 10:28 AM Dec 10th from web |
| hotdogsladies Sometimes you click on the phrase, "Lifestyle Socks," and your browser crashes, and you accept that the universe just held an intervention. 9:17 AM Dec 10th from web |
| hotdogsladies 1. Buy abandoned mall;
2. Cover in fake rock;
3. Open Dippin' Dots®;
4. Install 40 "Coming Soon" signs;
5. Enjoy your personal SF Zoo. 12:07 PM Nov 23rd from web |
 | beep Only way they could’ve undercut that speech more was if they’d had Will Ferrell singing “Miss America,” Goulet-style.
You stay classy, DNC.... 8:12 PM Aug 25th from twitterrific |
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| hotdogsladies Coming on limited DVD, _Disney® Presents Little Mermaid® 7: Ariel's Franchise Swims to Paris with Hannah Montana! Or Whatever!™_ 6:23 AM Aug 22nd from web |
| hotdogsladies Whenever I italicize Futura, I feel like I'm doing something to sheep that would make type people mad. Not stealing, exactly, but something. 4:44 PM Aug 14th from web |
 | _why when you don't create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. so create. 11:00 AM Aug 8th from web |
| hotdogsladies Apparently, you should pretend to like anyone who pretends to like you. This is called "networking," and it's why the web smells like feet. 7:02 AM Aug 6th from web |
| hotdogsladies "Next 'On the Media:' Bob kicks his slippers at the web for 10 minutes. Because he's definitely not terrified of it. Edited. By. Brook." 10:03 AM Jul 31st from web |
| beep Ethan: “I’m looking for information on shoes.”
Cuil: “HERE IS A BOOK ON PANCAKES”
Ethan: “Okay…thanks, I suppose. But I w—”
Cuil: “PANCAKES”... 3:39 PM Jul 28th from twitterrific |
 | stevenf Folks, just to let you know, I am preparing the InstallShield wizard which will guide you through the program setup process. 3:16 PM Jul 27th from web |
| hotdogsladies Kimberly-Clark's mission boils down to discovering any personal anxiety that will eventually make you throw some paper away. 2:42 PM Jul 27th from web |
| hotdogsladies Yes, iDisk, but HOW COME "Last sync failed?" Rickets? Gout? Malaise? Intolerance? Global warming? Slam poetry? T'Pau? Chafing? Loopt? WHY?!? 9:45 AM Jul 27th from web |
| hotdogsladies Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider stopping. 1:29 PM Jul 26th from web |
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| hotdogsladies Ellie's favorite song right now is Pixies' "Bone Machine." Which I sing really loud and in the style of Ethel Merman. Which *kills*. 7:05 PM Jul 22nd from web |
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