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lindsayism "Alfred A. Knopf added you as a friend on Facebook..." I love when you can see the desperate board meeting behind the facebook request. 12:11 PM Dec 3rd from web

magnetbox Thinking of starting a chain called Leftover Pizza, where your pizza is cooked, immediately refrigerated, then microwaved and served. 7:28 PM Dec 1st from web

michaelduff The economy's so bad, @fimoculous had to get a job. It's like seeing Paris Hilton in the housewares section of Target. 1:56 PM Nov 15th from web

waxpancake There's something very wrong about playing "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" in a toy store filled with little kids. 12:45 PM Nov 1st from mobile web

Remiel Every time you call a wrong number and just rudely hang up, God masturbates a kitten. 12:23 PM Oct 22nd from txt

rachelsklar Rex played "America" for me (Neil Diamond, yo) and I knew all the words and he wanted me to do a lip dub. I am in an internet relationship. 7:46 AM Oct 3rd from web

niche finally figured out what Tumblr is... It's LiveJournal on coke and privilege. 2:59 PM Sep 21st from web

carney The best part about the Rex meme was that in many people believed he was really existed 9:49 PM Aug 5th from txt

Choire "I can't keep myself to myself." 4:05 PM Aug 5th from mobile web

goldenfiddle dear miley cyrus, the internet is almost full. get naked or go home. 2:04 PM Aug 4th from web

jessicacoen "tumblr needs an off switch" 9:46 AM Aug 4th from web

alisamleo i'm beginning to realize that jaded snarkiness is not the verbal currency of choice for people on the west coast. 9:14 AM Aug 2nd from twhirl

rachelsklar The Internet's Revenge: Ted Stevens indicted. 10:04 AM Jul 29th from web

Choire The personal is puritanical. 11:42 AM Jul 22nd from web

asimone E.g., Sorgatz-ing: making a pointed, snarky observation that applies as much to criticizer as it does to the criticized. 9:28 AM Jul 22nd from TwitterFox

paige The R. Kelly trial is very funny -- as long as I pretend the whole thing is fictional. 4:37 PM Jun 2nd from web

magnetbox In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen lunches. (Sorry, am I late to that meme?) 3:33 PM May 22nd from web

stephenhero Can you go to hell for lending somebody $200 for an abortion? 7:58 PM May 8th from txt

poploser @fimoculous I'd argue that the fame-for-Tumblr thing is kind of your fault. 11:26 AM May 5th from twitterrific in reply to fimoculous

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