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If I was naked and famous, everyone would stop watching E!
I hate it when someone gets really excited to show me something online, and I realize I saw it six months ago. Twitter keeps me too informed
Why hadn't I checked out favrd until now? I think I realized it was a time vampire prior to meeting it.
I honestly haven't had this much fun people watching at a coffee shop. St. Louis Park is full of interesting people.
I Swear I know this girl, but I don't want to be the creepy guy using a "Do I know you" pickup line.
I swear a genteleman just blessed Caribou, somehow I don't feel any better about my situation.
I really need to start faving tweets, I always forget until they are off the screen.
I knew there was a reason I've remained single. Kissing is dangerous people. http://zi.ma/d8f9f8
@jdickerson I guess if the choice was keys or cupcakes I would have gone with cupcakes to.
RT @jonmierow a teacher confiscates linux cd's because she believes "no software is free..." http://bit.ly/bVZU
I followed a Burnsville police officer today who failed to use his blinker, turned into the 2nd lane, and generally failed at driving.
I really don't want to work until 6 tonight, I want to go watch the Dark Knight.
A guy just walked into Caribou breathing like he ran for 8 miles, he was a mouthbreather. (Yes I'm a jerk sometimes)
I'm enjoying decaf coffee. This goal of no caffeine after 11am isn't going too badly.
There is a possibility I will have a new position in about a month, wish me luck.
Applied for a new position, now to brush up on my behavior interview skills.
K, time to go into the office, have to submit my resume and cover letter, make a few phone calls, and generally be a nuisance.
Writing a cover letter for an internal position. This is a completely new experience for me.
Added a new goal to my list. Make it to a Minneapolis tweetup soon.
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