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1987 Minnesota! Half of the year was before I was born! http://is.gd/bwvk |
@justplainbob Welp. That's when just buy life insurance instead! |
Whoa, 33 degrees. It's so tropical! |
Whoa, 31 degrees. It's so tropical! |
Psyched about Facebook Connect: http://is.gd/biDv |
Ad in Gmail claims to restore virginity while you sleep. I don't think they understand how it's more of a technicality. |
US Miliitary totures prisoners with Eminem, Queen, the "I Love You" Barney song, Seasame Street music. http://is.gd/br35 |
Showered, hanging out in underwear and socks. |
@taulpaul Congrats! |
@quick13 No clue, but seems about the right time for December graduates |
#mnrecount news: MN AG says count improperly rejected absentee ballots as long as both candidates sign off on it in writing via @theuptake |
Dreams are too realistic for me. Maybe its because my imagination never really died off as I grew up? |
The day has come where I've become too lazy for jeans. What's next, a muumuu? |
@hebrewzzi I know, I love it. It's so perfect! |
@thebrandi Me neither! |
Retweeting @BreakingNewsOn: PINUP MODEL BETTIE PAGE HAS DIED. (BULLETIN) |
"'Signs He's About To Propose' Also Signs He's An Adult (Or Gay)" http://is.gd/bfzT |
"I'm all for free speech and free rights, just not on December 25th." OMFGWTF? http://is.gd/be3L |
Replaced my screen protector on my cell phone. Who else does this? Such a good idea! |
@ylove Tomorrow, too! |
