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hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies You should see me tweaking this PHP code. I'm like a toddler with a fork, trying to improve an electric outlet.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies As long as you offered a "free gift" and masked the blood-curdling screams with carols, most Americans would queue up for a meat grinder.
Warren Ellis
warrenellis Never forget: the sun will never set on The British Empire because God doesn't trust us in the dark.
Warren Ellis
warrenellis Get up off the pitch, you leek-eating nonce. He only trod on your head. Do you want a fucking cuddle?
Warren Ellis
warrenellis It appears that I have made 9500 people read about the effect of bad country-rock on the motility of my sperm. Victory or human tragedy?
Sam Chupp
sambearpoet How can you mess up lemon pepper wings? You take the wings, you fry them, you sprinkle them with lemon pepper stuff. How hard is that?
Warren Ellis
warrenellis And that's it. Nice work, America. You got your country back.
Jason Adams
HoboZero Just dawning on me that my child will grow up in an America where the idea of a black president is not a mirage on the far distant horizon
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies A surprising number of people in LA look like they were just asked to leave a Poison video.
Kris Johnson
KJToo "Our love is like coffee," he said. "Yes," she said. "After a while it got dark, cold and bitter and now it should be flushed with vinegar."
Mur Lafferty
mightymur My kid rocks. That is all.
Suzy
cognizance hates high maintenance ANYTHING! Family/Friends/Lovers.... fuck off if you wanna be HM.
Bridget Stewart
bridgetstewart Dear leftover Panera Broccoli Cheddar soup. You were just as tasty today as yesterday. Thank you for being you. xxoo Bridget
Chris Miller
codeshaman Just for the record, if you're going to send me questions about Podiobooks.com, don't rant at me. Be polite. Else I'll just ignore you.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies If you call it "adult entertainment" instead of "porn," you send teens a confusing message about both manhood and pizza delivery.
cord-plaiting Zen
zen_jewitch Listening to: The B-52's - Deviant Ingredient http://tinyurl.com/5lekmz
Kenneth Newquist
NukeHavoc @codeshaman *Not* crashing on Mac OS X 10.4.11, Firefox 3 RC 1, either logged out or logged in.
Jason Wertenberger
jasonwert The world is a poorer place without the magic of Doug Henning.
C.A.Sizemore
CASizemore Thank You ALL! @WonderWife, my Kelly, is gone. I am as OK as can be expected will tweet later.
C.A.Sizemore
CASizemore i WONT BE BACK FOR A WHILE.
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