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Neat fact. "Fan" comes from "fanatic," which was coined by a sports writer to replace "crank." Which makes sense, considering crystal meth. |
@AinsleyofAttack 420 stars from an ex-Eugener |
Is it any wonder that gratitude rhymes with flatulence? |
Ever wonder how much differently we might evolve if all the best-smelling air fresheners made fart sounds? |
Remember when @CcSteff wondered if we star her tweets b/c we think she's messed up in the head? Well http://bit.ly/wyrg |
Do these floor-to-ceiling mirrors in my dining room make me look gay? |
@CcSteff Thanks for the Christmas card. Could you link to schedule for train rides and Santa appearances too, kthx! |
You wouldn't think there'd be that much difference between "dogmatic" and "dog-o-matic." |
@heathr Damn & double-damn our attachment to neatly contrived narrative structure and persuasiveness over realism. |
@AprilSTL @joeschmitt @MamitaMojita hear hear. :) |
If you take baths, it helps to think of soap scum as an opportunity to reuse conditioner. |
That's odd, I don't recall explicitly agreeing to give my life over to devices and doohickies. How did this happen? |
Coding a random webcock name generator makes it all too obvious where porn stars' true ambitions lie. |
Favrd is loading like a slow motion auction for @jimmyfallon's attention and @wilw is winning so hard. |
@joeschmidt I bet W's childhood speech pathologist had a hell of a time teaching him to say "clear." |
Favrd: The tagline was "Huh?" on purpose. #favrd_tagline |
Wait, what type of Pokémon is Bukkake again? Water type? Diamond and Pearl necklace series? |
@jkresen don't you have an art film to watch? |
There's no such thing as a painless public failure to spread your first meme beyond the people you now owe money. |
@sidebeer Maybe it's just not your cup of tea. |
