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First minute of train journey consists of woman knocking an entire OJ all over me. Wonder how the rest will go. 4:29 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
Fighting the sickness. I will not give in. I will not get sick. But my armpit hurts! 2:43 AM Dec 5th from twhirl |
Yes. Horribles. Plural. Due and then die again. For making me breathe their dirty air. 10:21 AM Dec 4th from txt |
I really wish that there was a ban on smoking near building and train entrances. I hope smokers die horribles deaths. 10:21 AM Dec 4th from txt |
How you going to nominatoe Lil Wayne for a Grammy. Yelling WHAT?!? must be considered a talent now... Where's my mofo Grammy then? 1:03 AM Dec 4th from twhirl |
Oh hai London weather. Just hit an even zero. Toes feeling quite numb. 2:21 AM Dec 3rd from txt |
Black Friday? Cyber Monday? "Fuck-off Tuesday" is the phrase that I'm coining... 6:19 AM Dec 1st from twhirl |
Why do people use the term "lost" for death. As in, he lost his father like you lose your wallet. Sort of like putting things to "sleep". 7:40 AM Nov 30th from twhirl |
Waiting for a Dominoes delivery. What? I'm hungover a bit and it sounds good. 5:40 AM Nov 29th from web |
Credit crunch hits Notting Hill. Crazy Homies mostly dead on a Friday night. 2:36 PM Nov 28th from txt |
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Girls who pack on perfume should be killed for giving me a headache. So gross! 2:20 AM Nov 26th from txt |
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