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i hear we get the wrath of god tomorrow, but today's so nice i thought nothing of walking home from the wedge \o/ |
Landlady, your phone says you are in arizona, and yet your car is in the driveway, radio is on, and my refrigerator is NOT RUNNING. WTF. |
>:( who needs a drink? |
@mrbeefy heh. i call rowland fail tho; still not enough layers of abstraction or internet memes to make a rape joke funny |
dude is pretty much just a big cuckold fetish with legs, huh? |
half a beer seems to have made me yawny and desirous of a cuddle party |
@octette HOT. |
it's a plan interrupted by snow |
even better: hey, canada, i'm unreliable! |
googlewhack: "winona rouser". sadly not at all the winona rouser i need. |
"freud: kind of a dick." "understatement of the millennium?" |
haha. whoever just texted me about winter knitty, ilu |
@octette oh oh btw sry if i hurt yr eyeballs, i mean: HEY, CANADA |
@sparklyfabulous on further listening i thought it actually WAS "half doomed". i have decided that i would like it to be "halftoned", tho. |
@sparklyfabulous i await your opinion! also, i'm half tool and you're semisweet. |
oh my god. are the real words really hey EDITOR i'm undeniable? canada is still better, but PLEASE tell me it's EDITOR. |
HEY CANADA, I'M UNDENIABLE! |
@octette RIGHT??? <3<3<3 |
n.b.: "Thing is, it’s not kindness that makes you see honesty as a dick move; it’s *fear*." |
@ulotrichous EWWW. I am cringing right now, for reals. |
