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The sad fact is, I can't say 'baby hedgehog' in a not-stupid voice.
I just uploaded a new momentile at 4:24 pm! Check it out here: http://mtile.us/luckiestmonkey
@dawnmanske Hiring you. Now where is my fucking reward?
True to their unparalleled standard of excellence, the high school I attended has yet to respond to my request for information.
The person responsible for the placement of the electrical outlets in this old apartment was a goddamned sadist.
Got around to plugging momentile in. Added bonus: Can now take photos from the future.
I just uploaded a new momentile at 1:19 pm! Check it out here: http://mtile.us/luckiestmonkey
High Fidelity Holiday Party? I'll call John.
@Moltz I have 11 new updates waiting to install. I like to flash them around the time @adelcambre is on the cusp of winning an argument.
@mattly Find out who you are, and do it on purpose. -Dolly Parton
Speaking of @alisbe being hungry like the wolf, forgot to post video. A bit dark: http://rubyurl.com/nNXt
Just registered for the SAT's for the first time in my life. So much for this false sense of adulthood. She twittered.
@lime124 You can borrow Andy. Hes a nerd, so he wont get flowers or compliment you on you outfit or hold a door, but he's full of fun facts!
@wycats Consider the purpose of the form? Why is there a middle seat at all but for the fact that you can't figure out how to pee straight?
@wycats Was trying to stay couth for twitter, but yes, precisely. @objo You have obviously never done it.
@wycats You try falling that extra mile-length inch in the middle of the night. Also, bacteria.
Long exposure photos- me on the wonky greeting, @adelcambre on the extra special christmas tree http://rubyurl.com/d2FS
@goldman But that guy is voting with his buck, creating demand. If everyone did that the next car that cab co bought would be hybrid.
Took long exposure photos of SF skyline in the park w/ blinky lights to.. er, you'll just have to see it. Photos to come. Thanks @chrisjm !
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