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German police arrest over 60 protesters at neo-Nazi rally leaving Nazis alone. Makes sense; it's xmas. They're nostalgic. |
OJ discovers the hard way that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas - for up to 33 years. |
Patrick Swayze denies he's on his deathbed. The medium went on to say he's been reunited with his old dog and couldn't be happier. |
Rising price of college could make it too expensive to attend. Students of tomorrow will only be able to afford 4 years of beer. |
This just in - "Rosie Live" dies faster than gay marriage. |
Bill Clinton says he's not interested in taking Hillary's seat. That's why he turned to Monica in the first place. |
Britney Spears & Take That both release CDs called Circus. How to tell apart? One's got 2 gorgeous breasts on cover. The other has 4 tits. |
Condoleeza Rice plays piano for Queen. Queen presents her with a quid for her hat. |
Bush says economic downturn began 10 years ago so he had nothing to do with it. Which makes it his father's mistake. |
5 Mumbai terrorists reportedly still at large. They're probably looking for a place to stay because no hotel will have 'em. |
I'm interviewed at http://tweetabix.com/ |
Final reports show Black Friday retail increases over last year. Doing especially well; coffins. |
Laura Bush says the Obamas do NOT strike her as a prospective President and First lady. She prefers alcoholics with daddy issues. |
Research on mice links fast food to Alzheimers. Mice say they were fine with cheese & thank scientists for screwing them over. Again. |
Mumbai Hotels searched now siege is over. Police find numerous toilet rolls unfolded at end. |
Al Franken's run for Senate is looking more like an SNL sketch - it doesn't know how to end. |
Police declare Mumbai situation over. Remaining guests complain bitterly about room service. |
Bush wants history to see him as liberator of millions. Don't laugh, he is. Of people and their money. |
Another tanker taken by Somali pirates. If he knew what Pirates Of Carribean would have started, would Depp have done it? |
Man killed, woman miscarries, 3 hospitalized at Black Friday stampede in Long Island. Proving US can out-Mumbai Mumbai any day of week. |
