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@taohansen This is going to sound sort of smug, but it's easy: I read a lot, and always look up words I don't know then try to remember them
Great Bettie Page eulogy: "She makes men bring out the tissues one last time "
@cgouskos I would love to, but that puts me at a party. How about earlier or later?
@kwatson49 Sure, send me an email: john.brownlee@yahoo.com
Apparently shattered a beer glass last night. I don't rememberANYTHING.
Clarification I do not do coke, and a coke head doing lines on my coffee table without asking was definitely not met with approval. Hi, Mom!
Last night, a guest started snorting coke off of my coffee table. "Uh, do you, like, need a mirror or something?" I am a good host.
Man, I got so stupidly drunk last night. It's 7:30 and I'm only JUST deciding that I won't puke.
@nickchester what the fuck? Where's my private NBA jam email?
@malpertuis you're playing the game wrong. Like zuleika dobson, don't you know I can only love the woman who holds me in utter contempt?
@malpertuis With final confirmation that you are female I commence my brain crush.
@SusieStalker very serious. Pixyish hair. A louise brooks bob.
I am sleeping an awful lot lately, but for a change, I've woken up ready for a day's work! Hooray!
@vonslatt Paying money for the occasional longer message still forces you to be concise. And Twitter is going to go bust without moneytizing
Twitter should do a Skype business model. Let me buy credit and then charge me a cent off the credit for each character a message overruns.
You know, my biggest problem as a drinker isn't that I make an ass of myself when drunk , but that even when I don't, I feel like I did.
You know, my biggest problem as a drinker isn
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