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@Neilochka Take a flask and husky.
Flakes a-fallin'!
@redneckmommy Sweeeet! 33 is just at the borderline of what My Love allows on my "younger babes to lust for" list.
Saw @stamfordtalk at the market w/ the "OMG - it might snow" crowd. We were, by far, the calm at the center of the storm in aisle 3.
If you want to save calories, skip my blog and go straight to the fat-free prime rib: http://www.aetheriaspa.com/...
WAKE UP ... But don't eat at my blog: http://tinyurl.com/43w58b
BLOG ALERT: Have you lost weight? http://tinyurl.com/43w58b
My dog seems to like it, too. Maybe I'll try it on the kids' vegetables tonight.
That spray stuff to keep squirrel off your birdfeeder? I think it's more like squirrel MSG.
@mamarosa Oatmeal -- use the steel cut kind. do half milk (vanilla soy is actually pretty good), half water. add bit of pure maple syrup.
Holiday lies your mama told you: http://tinyurl.com/48wgnc
@FADKOG When did they add that? I only know of the AC/DC, Led Zep, Grateful Dead and Jimmy Buffet ones?
Thing 1 at kitchen counter making up potty-mouth songs about Boots the Monkey from "Dora the Explorer." She spends too much time with me.
@Neilochka That's a Perfect Storm of a post.
@Neilochka Boob of a Dad gives away Wii Fit after mommyblogger wife screams "You think I'm fat?" Dooce comments: "I hate that dick."
@TuesdayGirl Yet you look as thin as a rail.
After listening to 3 Juliana Hatfield CDs in a row, I feel the strange need to binge and purge.
BTW, you know I kick Jack Bauer's ass, right? Read it here -- http://tinyurl.com/646v79
My dog really likes that anti-squirrel spray I put on the birdfeeder. Explains all the seed in his, uh, remains.
Nothing like a lice scare to get the ol' adreniline going.
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