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Maintenance just came by to water my plants in my office while I'm blaring "O Come All Ye Faithful" by Twisted Sister. Epic Win. |
EVERBODY: I SAID WARM, NOT HOT. Obvs all of them would be best fresh. But are better cold rather than reheated. P.S. It was joke P.P.S. STFU |
Dear @sockington, I'm looking for a cat. I can provide you with a better environment. Also, what are your thoughts on LOLcats? Love, Jamie M |
Dishes that are better cold than warm: 1) Pizza 2) Tacos 3) Revenge |
Have you ever thought "Gee, I wish I had TABS in Photoshop?" Yeah, me neither. |
I just cropped this banner for Toshiba incorrectly, all it displayed was "OSHI" |
Twitter should do like Myspace did with Tom, and have new users auto-follow @THE_REAL_SHAQ |
Seen on the way to work this morning: A van with "Wash me kthx" written into the dirt. I was tempted to get out and write "No Wai!" |
"We have some Viking problems" - Good thing I'm in the appliance industry, otherwise this phrase would have a new meaning. |
@ohhoe Why is a buttflap so important to you? |
Which pair should I get? http://jumpinjammerz.com |
@PhoenixSunsGirl Oh no you didn't! |
Once you go Black, you never go Mac |
Cheetahs are endangered now. Everybody needs to do their part and buy more Cheetos. We're with you in this hard time, Chester. |
@kaleighm I think you're onto something. |
My Archaeologist friend is getting a Stonehenge cake for her birthday. I'd like a Cascading Style Sheetcake in July, please. |
If I let the plant at my desk die is it called herbicide? |
I've never had a full day of football effect my dreams before. But it's nice to know the subconscious me has some kickass touchdown dances. |
@Rachelskirts What if I'm interested in nudity? |
@jmoriarty If you don't pay attention while you install it, yeah. |
