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@QueenofSpain Special birthday blessings to you. |
Got to run: breakfast meeting in Paris. Better take an umbrella. But I've got nobody to blame for the weather but myself ... |
@LorettaLametta The nice thing about fog and rain is that it makes a Saturday morning cup of coffee seem just a bit more comforting. ;-) |
@jack_carlson Every day is a holiday up here. Literally. ;-) |
Predictably, the Florida pastor advocating "7 Nights of Sex" to improve marriages is a male. He should try "7 Nights of Doing the Dishes." |
I wish the Pope Benedict would quit trying to DM me and just @ reply with everyone else. |
@Urraca That's a good argument for making it a vegetarian cookbook, no? |
@QueenofSpain I see you represented me with @Technosailor. Blessed art thou among twits. |
We invited @TweetSatan to Thanksgiving dinner this year, but he bailed at the blessing. He's so touchy. |
@Urraca That's interesting. I might call my cookbook "Beyond Loaves and Fishes." @TweetSatan says his would be "Cooking With Fire." |
BTW, nothing ruins my birthday more than folks trampling each other in a lust to buy things. If you must, skip Christmas entirely. Thanks. |
@Busymom I sympathize. It's true I'm all-powerful, but Mary Magdeline's Butterball baba ganoush dip was more leftovers than even I can stand |
I'm considering making turkey explicitly non-kosher so I don't have to finish all these leftovers. Oy! |
In a grumpy mood today. I may just turn off my iPhone. Because when I'm having a bad day, it's bad for everyone. |
@ELROSS No, there are a few of those still around. You'll see. |
@macgasm Josh, blessed are thou among twits. |
I see some scientists are talking about sequencing mastodon DNA and recreating the species. Noah is so relieved. HUGE oversight on his part. |
@Scobleizer I'm not impressed. I only had twelve followers, and I changed the world. |
@ConversationAge Especially. |
@ConversationAge Especially blessed art thou among twits. |
