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To be eligible for a Pulitzer for web based reporting you can't take advantage of web based publishing? Text only: http://minnpo.st/l3861171 |
Moderate SafeSearch is like a vegan cheeseburger. |
@schmelzenfreude has correctly chosen the best photo of me in 2008: http://is.gd/awhx |
Bow hunting season opened today in Minnesota for inflatable Xmas yard decor. I bagged my limit. |
Fresh falling snow does an impressive job covering fresh dog shit. Unrelated: Do you smell something? |
Zillow now claims that my home's value increased 20% in 12 months. Just because I've lived there shouldn't increase it by THAT much. :-) |
"I Invented Office Cubicles With Radiant Heating Guy" would get all the girls. That guy does not exist. |
"May I please have a glass of wine? Red wine. Preferably something French, merci beaucoup." #UndoingTheDamageOfThePast8Years |
Sadly, George W Bush will be remembered as the president who failed to win the War on Christmas. #bushlegacy |
@jromeh Good point about responsibilty. The products increase gluttony efficiency but people still have to choose to consume them. |
Which Minnesota based company makes America fattest? Cargill (Corn Syrup)? General Mills (Dough Boy)? Best Buy (HDTVs)? Hormel (Spam)? |
Ira Glass could host story-offs where people share their best personal story on stage and Ira immediately retells their story, but better. |
A guy within earshot who's an encyclopedia of knowledge on food contamination will not ruin my cheese fries enjoyment. |
Condi played the piano at Buckingham Palace? I'm afraid my instrument would cause an international incident. |
Wraps are Wonder Bread burritos. |
@quick13 @emoeby Midori's FWC is indeed moving to the SW corner of E Lake St & 27th Ave S. Check their website: www.floatingworldcafe.com |
Looks like it's "Bring Your Laptop to Dinner Night" at @commonroots except for a few mouth breathing Chicago Bears fans. #FIBs |
I hate when gambling addicts and nicotine addicts clog up the line at the gas station when I'm trying to buy caffeine. |
Great news: No one was shot or trampled during the delivery of UPS and USPS packages to my home today. #blackfriday |
Help me out here: What do kids make in pottery classes now that ashtrays have lost their allure? |
