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Daycare ladies are spoiling Dylan rotten. "Baby D! Baby D!" they croon, and madly descend on him, while he lies back like a fat, happy CEO. |
During bathtime tonight Riley curiously asked where my penis was hiding and now I can't get that Crying Game song out of my head. |
Listening to a wet, windy storm outside and nervously thinking of the billion-story-tall trees around our house. |
@warrenellis How ass-licking is it to publicly try for an authentic Ellis Tweet ™? Like, just around the rim, or a full tongue plunder, or?... |
Trader Joe's: full of delicious frozen enchiladas and self-righteous neo-hippies trying to run you down with their wee little carts. |
Busted ASS getting to my doctor appt. on time, have now been sitting in the waiting room 20 minutes. Feh. |
3 mildly offended Singaporean blog readers and counting. So, note to self: no more jokey references to canings, like EVER. |
I haven't needed an alarm clock for three and a half years now. *sigh* |
(Shh. Do you read Breed 'Em and Weep? If you do, let's lend a hand -- at the very least, hit those ads, click click click click click.) |
@jamesonbrown @kaebot You guys are robots. Or witches. Let's just . . . oh, see if you FLOAT in this here water, SHALL WE? |
DUDE. How many teeth is Dylan going to produce before he's 1yr? He's like a SHARK over here. OH MY GOD I HAVE A SHARKBABY. NEED CHUM HELP. |
An overtired baby is a truly horrific force of nature. Like some drunk guy you think just *might* get dangerous, unless he passes out first. |
Babcenter.com, Your Baby At 10 Months: "Consider vacuuming more often at this stage." WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING BABYCENTER? |
Ohhhhhhhhh, helLO, Gmail Tasks. How adorable are YOU? |
Every time Excel whines about the Object Library Not Being Recognized, a puppy gets run over by a lawnmower. |
Book on my nightstand called "Potty Trained by Three!" May as well be reading "Travel Back in Time, Erase All Your Foolish Life Mistakes!" |
Would love for anyone with advice to share on weight loss and eating healthy to help Stephanie: http://tinyurl.com/5zjprh. |
Pretending I'm baking these cookies as a festive activity for the 3-year-old. Who is watching TV while I eat spoonfuls of dough. |
I love how my 3-year-old hates loud noises and yet he is CONSISTENTLY the loudest thing in the house/neighborhood/planet. |
I'd go deal with the laundry pile/blatting child/dishes/work email, but I'm calling in gay. Ring ring HELLO DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT MY GAY? |
