Twitter.com

Profile_bird

Hey there! jagosaurus is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving jagosaurus's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

jagosaurus

I'd really like to know what I did to anger the sinus gods.
Well, if nothing else, the President's reflexes are good.
Now I remember why I hate Facebook.
Oh, Auburn. What have you done?
I just found some poems I wrote when I was a kid. They confirm what we all are thinking: I never was normal.
@Marigoldie Truth. Embrace the straight man role.
@michelle_v I live in fear of the bad etsy experience as both a buyer and seller.
Waking up with the name "Tenzing Norgay" on the brain but no context is the legacy of a disorganized mind. (Look him up your damn self.)
@mrskennedy I love those. In a completely not weird way, of course.
I used to work here so this is kind of disturbing to read: http://tinyurl.com/693a5e
I neither need nor want to "blame it on the banjo and violin."
@sgazzetti Happy Birthday to, uh, whoever is acknowledging it in your household!
@BlueRidgeblog Rock Crusher Hill is one of the best names I have ever heard.
What is it with the alternative water sources & cats? Abby has eschewed a fresh bowl in order to lick, lick, lick, lick, lick the umbrella.
Thanks to "Blagojevich" and "quid pro quo" everyone in the media sounds like they have a speech impediment.
@gwentown "Christiness" is my new favorite word. I loved her tone of voice when she called him on that stunt. She seemed to be cracking up.
@gwentown I especially enjoyed it when he compared himself to Jesus and then immediately said he wasn't comparing himself to Jesus.
@michelle_v You're so right! He sounded like a cartoon character. I can kind of appreciate that even though he is completely insufferable.
Listening to Bill O'Reilly being interviewed on NPR is triggering severe cognitive dissonance. And maybe a migraine.
@erikras All I ask is that you don't start tweeting from your colon.
79
Following
110
Followers
1,294
Updates

Following

Dean Cameron Allen Joshua Green Allen James Lileks Fake Henry Rollins Palinode William Clifford Jason Kottke Newscoma brittney gilbert Othar Tryggvassen Bill Shatner Parody Squirrel Queen Dooce kilowatthour Victoria Marinelli Leslie Shelor Eden MarriottKennedy Alice Bradley Jon Armstrong Fake Steven Wright Annie Cookie the Dog sgazzetti heather mimi smartypants Alana R Momku Erik Rasmussen Glark sandrift thelordyourgod JohnCleese Brandon Iain milesobrien zefrank