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Did my part to cancel out Wyoming's 3 EC votes. #votereport #20009 #wait:60 #good 7:55 AM Nov 4th from web |
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I could only take one more game's worth of those Frank TV commercials, anyway... 7:12 PM Oct 14th from web |
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It's perfectly OK to destroy international goodwill as long as you're doing it with an old veteran friend. 7:16 PM Oct 7th from web |
Dear Senator McCain, the Earth is not a square or rectangle. It does not, in fact, actually have four corners. kthx. 7:00 PM Oct 7th from web |
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McCain wants to give every American the opportunity to not afford for-profit health care, because natural selection works, my friends! 6:55 PM Oct 7th from web |
For McCain, nailing a joke is like nailing Jell-O to the wall. 6:36 PM Oct 7th from web |
Starting to regret selling my old mattress last month. I could saving so much money under it right now... 9:42 AM Oct 6th from web |
The internets have rewired my brain so I misread 'fall' as 'fail'. e.g. Crate & Barrel Fail Collection 8:38 AM Oct 3rd from web |
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#vpdebate I luv ya Joe, my mom always had a sayin', "God luv ya, Joe", but ... contemporaneously... really? 7:10 PM Oct 2nd from web |
#vpdebate If you promote "Drill, baby, drill!" you should consider the environment you're leaving for the BABY so central to your argument. 6:38 PM Oct 2nd from web |