Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here. Y'all gonna make me go all out up in here, up in here. about 5 hours ago from web |
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I'm lactose intolerant and that makes the probability of me seeing "Milk" highly unlikely. 6:54 PM Dec 5th from web |
I just got an email from someone who said she and her friends we talking about poo adventures last night and my name came up. Hi, mom! 5:38 PM Dec 5th from web |
I'm sorry to be mean and my teeth aren't perfect either, but that Dana Bash from CNN could eat an apple through a chainlink fence. 3:32 PM Dec 5th from web |
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finds the public library a deafeningly quiet place to write. The silence is distracting. I guess I work best in chaos (see also: two kids). 12:10 PM Dec 4th from web |
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They just suspended a hockey player because he referred to his ex-GF (Elisha Cuthbert) as his "sloppy seconds." Hockey is becoming baseball. 3:57 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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My son can totally read. Like a grown up. Perhaps it's time to think about password-protecting a certain blog. 7:54 PM Dec 1st from web |
The Ducks are beating the Red Wings (IN DETROIT!) and suddenly all is well in the world. 4:43 PM Dec 1st from web |
Is there such a thing as I-Have-A-Book-Coming-Out Personality Disorder? If so, I think I have it. Symptom: I keep thinking I'm hot shit. 3:44 PM Dec 1st from web |
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As I leave, believe I'm stompin'. But when I come back, boy, I'm comin' straight outta Compton! 12:55 PM Nov 26th from web |
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I have a Hannah Montana song stuck in my head. "Let's go, G and O!" This is as close to hell as I've ever been. Aitch, eee and double ell. 1:26 PM Nov 24th from web |
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