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35 mph? Seriously?
Cffg: you haven't heard these two. Rebecca even sold a robe. Lol
thanks to Annie and Rebecca, I realize I am a crappy sales person. They came in and sold $200 worth of stuff in 4 minutes.
me and Abe are looking eye to eye.
I did notice today (2 weeks after Nana left) that Abe is hanging up downstairs.
I'm at that point of exhaustion where you want to throw up. Constantly.
@deichmans: if only a 2 1/2 year old could be the greatest source of humiliation ever.
@socialcircles: did he do it with his mind? Cause that would be awesome.
@hipmom: I was thinking more on the line of making pipe bombs with the playdoh and doing lines of pixie stix on the play kitchen counter.
I have had my ass chewed out about the Postal Service more this week than I did when I was Postal. Shoot me now. No pun intended.
@cffg: NOVA? We are heading in the work release program direction right now.
dying here. "horrible" @theboyterror would drive me to drink if it wasn't frowned upon. So tired I could fall asleep sitting up.
he appears unrepentent
how bad does your child's behavior have to be to be described by his teachers as "horrible?"
@damnhusband LOVES it when I come up with creative ideas for a display with less than 24 hours before The Big Show. I see divorce coming.
putting in my order for pastelitos from the airport La Carreta. @kindness girl might want to speak up now if she wants me to share
@josueblanco: the salt/baking soda mixture is what's important. No, wait. Maybe it's salt and baking powder. Well, whatever.
@TXPoppet: Being left in the parking lot at church as the station wagon pulled away....
@Cffg: I could use that extra 20 oz. that spilled on the floor.
everyone else has a 5 gallon bucket of freshly brewed beer in the middle of their kitchen counter, right?