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Will the gigantic melon-shaped pregnant woman recover from her tight injury to make it to this evening's holiday party? I DON'T KNOW.
Lying with my feet up after seriously straining my back attempting to put on a pair of tights.
@jkl2 Honestly, it's occurred to me to use it, as it's so pretty, and no one from my generation will, as we went to school with hundreds.
That whole bag of Fruit Splosions was a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE IDEA. Two hours later, and I'm still paying the price.
Oh my GOD, I have the neediest, snuggliest dog ever. Adorable, but this is not going to go well when Baby R arrives. Poor Sunny.
Hubs gave me another 25 days of carbon neutrality to give away after my first batch went. Happy earthy holidays! http://tinyurl.com/4x8dgm
@verymom And me! You'll totally beat me. (I am so jealous, especially as I lie here feeling so barfy and awful.)
@Miguelina Sadly, Florida is ruined for me forever. I can't even be envious.
@amalah Dude, I'm furious FOR you. Rage is completely justified here, so yes, total progress.
@charliesue I order it online, as I only like ONE KIND and it's hard to find. I currently have 12 back ups.
Post-nasal drip contributing to general feeling of pukiness. And unmedicated at that, tho I'm remedying that shortly. AIN'T NO MARTYR.
@AnonymousNY No, but I WAS wondering if anyone still did Jennifer after its oversaturation in the 70s/80s? It's a nice name!
@kirida How did you guess?
@hollyburns I don't suppose you'd consider doing them yourself? We did, with the help of my best friend, who is a designer. So worth it.
@NoPasaNada HA. No. But I've always loved the name.
@NoPasaNada I have yet to see our daughter's name on any favorite list. Its popularity peaked in the '80s. :-D
@a_manners I could have figured out that's what you meant if I'd only had a brain.
@a_manners Six months' pregnant doesn't usually involve stomach pain, so you're worse than me. We have back pain instead.
Pea-sized head rapidly becoming an embarrassing problem with swelling body. I look like a freakin' CARTOON.
@onenjen I was one of the two people! AIEEEE! I love the name. Congratulations!