my wife asked for Chipotle for dinner on her b-day. do not be confused - this is not her birthday dinner. about 10 hours ago from Twobile |
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Why do they keep the heat on in this building when the temperature goes from 30 to 60? Its not cold anymore. Just makes me sleepy. 10:53 AM Dec 10th from web |
YouTube in HD = higher quality Rick-Rolling. SWEET! 8:14 PM Dec 7th from web |
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I think when someone says they are "working on a little bit of everything" that ACTUALLY means they aren't doing anything. 8:07 AM Dec 4th from web |
Awesome. Just found out (11:30 PM) from the maintenance men that our water heater is broken and leaking on the people below us. 8:49 PM Dec 2nd from web |
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I just realized how little I know about Facebook. I don't even know how to create a group. It can't be that hard. 7:50 PM Nov 20th from web |
With all of the status updates my young friends leave on Facebook, I'm surprised more people aren't into Twitter. 12:32 PM Nov 20th from web |
Large gov org that I consult for banned flash drives in their computers. Isn't that safer than transferring files over e-mail/internet? 10:52 AM Nov 19th from web |
Thanks to me, my mother recently started responding to e-mails in LOLcats speak: "Tank gudness I rezeevd dis 4wurd 2da!" What have I done? 10:37 AM Nov 17th from web |
My lunch tastes better when my wife makes it, even if it is the same old boring sandwich. Her secret ingredient is love. 8:50 AM Nov 17th from web |
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I think the iPhone commercial featuring Loopt just caused the Loopt website to go down. Its still loading, a minute later. 6:15 PM Nov 16th from web |
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Sitting on a hotel porch in rocking chairs, drinking. Mostly everyone else. 8:26 PM Nov 15th from txt |