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Hai guyz. Me and Travelpussy are in pretend Asialand. They have malls and Asian people here. It's cool! |
One way to show everybody how stupid you are: spell "Buddha" Buddah. |
Leaving the internets in 3...2...1 |
A famous author I've never met died this month and my pain is so unbearable I must leave the internets and obtain medication WOE IS ME. |
Sex sex sex sexy sex sexin' sex it's the sexinator makin' copies sex sex sexy sex. |
@FakeBristolP Hey! I know a lady on the east coast who'd pay at least $20 for your baby, but she might paint him/her and build a tiny deck. |
I CAN SEE ALASKA FROM MY MALIBU UNDERPASS. I'm going to have a snakke because I am hunggree. |
Oh shit, I'm pregnant with string cheese again. Time to go to the string cheese abortion clinic. |
I am practicing my scowl, because I am very edgy. |
I am back from my vacay to Pretend Europe and am settling back into my pretend flat with my invisible, mysterious spouse. |
People ask about Australia because your pretend accent makes no sense in any universe, so that's their best guess. |
@TurtleWexler Awesome, that is hot! Let's include some type of office supply in our faux-lesbian adventures. |
I wonder if Richard Belzer would do a tag-team rap with me. |
Hey guys! I'm quirky insecure and wearing a hideous wig. Will you please be my friend and blog about me? |
My BFF is a packet of hot sauce. He's delicious, but this relationship will never last. |
Kumbaya my lord. Kumbaya. Kumbaya my lord. Kumbaya. |
Oh noes shit isn't working for me. |
I hate when I blurb after dooceing, but at least my vag smells like a summer evening. |
Constantly amazed that the mommybloggers who look at least five years older than I am actually are younger than I am. |
