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Here at work. Ho hum...
@EarthaDelights I paid $1.79 for gas before I came into work.
I feel like the cat that ate the canary. I'm so bad...
Here at work. Ho-hum.
@crse Maybe you could buy a present that's guaranteed to break when the marriage does. Anything from Walmart would work...
Just read about the Chiefs game. We are the definition of teh suck.
I don't want to work. I want to go home and go to bed. Phhbbbbtttt!
Patients assessed, meds passed, charting to commence. Here's hoping for an uneventful evening...
@MySpyderWeb Oooh...be sure to tell us what place you come in!!!!
Costco Cake is like crack for nurses. Yum!!!
@Darrenrules Laypeople should not trifle with medical humor. Stick with boobies...
@Darrenrules How do you know you have a rash on your intestine?????
@Darrenrules Is that code for testicle????
@Darrenrules Depends on where the rash is...
Hi...my name is Heather and you have to suffer me as your nurse for 12 straight hours! Bwahahaha!!!
@xo64068 Your first instinct is generally your most accurate. That sucks.
Who wakes up at 3am thinking, "Hmmm, a suppository sounds good right about now!"??? Seriously!!
I'm awake...telling patients that they need to fart before they get food. I'm so demanding...
Woo-hoo! I'm in the red zone!!!
@xo64068 Sorry, XO, I'm working. You'll have to go to number 2 on your list.
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