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Crap. Not quite a twitter elite. |
I just found out what the "rind" in "pork rinds" is. Now I feel sick. |
@jenc17 Get me out from under here please. I am suffocating. |
@jenc17. I don't need to call you back. Look under your bed. |
I just don't know what these leftover were before they were leftovers. |
What the hell, downtown St. Paul? Can't you let a guy sleep under a bridge in peace? No more explosions, thank you. |
I swear to god, she looked 18. Oh well. Looks like I might be the son-in-law to the vice president. |
@gjcharlet Take care, man; we've been through this before and it's no goddamn fun. |
All of America just rose to the challenge. In my pants. |
Another Hurricane headed to new Orleans? Jeez. I was there for the last one, and IT WAS NOT FUN. |
@heartbreaktown Yes, but not because you wish they would. |
There needs to be some antisocial non-networking media. I'm thinking, like, assbook, where you tell people to fuck off. |
"small, dark, sexy by candlelight & full of tequila" is exactly the sort of women UI date, @g_rote, except sometimes they ain't women. |
Don Shelby called. Sounded confused. I was also confused, as why would he call Sailor Martin? Realized he wanted the other guys. |
Feeling curious about what Jen might look like when she's making children. |
I can't be the only one who experiences the Olympics as an erotic spectacle. |
Jesus Christ, what does it take to get girls to strip off their clothes for the camera? It used to be so easy! |
Training for a future Olympic event. No details, except that it involves projectile vomiting. |
I've been home all day watching porn. I don't know what everybody is talking about on Twitter. |
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