It's unnatural how much I enjoy ordering a pizza online and not having to talk to humans. Too bad it's only Domino's at this point. 36 minutes ago from web |
My town has a crazy xmas lights street, where everyone goes nuts, but this year 1/2 the houses are dark. Foreclosure or high electric bills? about 19 hours ago from web |
Listening to "Cool Thing" by Sonic Youth, I'm struck by how lame the otherwise awesome Chuck D is. Did the record company make him do it? 2:37 PM Dec 3rd from web |
Dropped a contractor-sized garbage bag of clothes at Goodwill. Filled by making 3 piles: Too dusty, Exaggerates man-boobs, and Old Navy. 9:34 AM Dec 3rd from web |
|
Photo geek whine: "Gosh, these Canon L lenses in white are really conspicuous. I wish they came in black" 9:05 PM Dec 2nd from web |
If I were Kanye West's record company, I'd make sure hot girls where dumping him every six months to ensure a steady flow of good albums. 10:00 AM Dec 2nd from web |
2 big cats plus 2 humans on a queen size bed make me feel like a Tetris piece when I wake up in the morning. Also, I want to kill my cats. 8:18 AM Dec 2nd from web |
My kingdom for a pill that makes me like accounting/bookkeeping. 10:03 PM Dec 1st from web |
|
When I become ruler of the universe, whoever invented Honeycrisp Apples will be appointed Prime Minister of Making All Fruit More Kickass. 6:28 PM Dec 1st from web |
Bumper sticker idea: Rampant consumer spending to prop up the GDP at the dawn of total financial collapse ...is the reason for the season. 9:56 AM Dec 1st from web |
Question: if someone sends you something via fedex ground, can you call fedex and pay to upgrade to overnight/faster? 7:55 PM Nov 30th from web |
Things I learned today: NASCAR racing cars get about 4mpg during races and 12 bikes can be parked in the same space taken by a parked car. 2:51 PM Nov 30th from web |
|
Hang it up, everyone that isn't the Jackson 5 trying to sing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". 5:08 PM Nov 29th from web |
Bought something on ebay that I'm only 50/50 sure won't turn out to be a fake box of rocks shipped to my door. 11:05 PM Nov 28th from web |
Thanks to youtube's growth, there's enough interesting crap to watch that you can be entertained and informed while riding a stationary bike 2:40 PM Nov 28th from web |
Now that youtube has gone 16:9, when are the embeds going to go 16:9? 11:46 AM Nov 28th from web |
Concentrating all my shopping on the day after thanksgiving seems like something I last did 20 years ago as a teen. 11:18 AM Nov 28th from web |