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@theambershow I hear you have yourself a pair of sexy new glasses :) |
OK Twitter...yesterday I was sick but today I feel somewhat kickass....and I am pretty sure this awesome feeling is due to my underwear! |
@MissSomething That bed terrifies me! |
Going blind :) ♫ http://blip.fm/~12ka3 |
I love you more than yesterday but not as much as my shoes |
To this day...the comma remains a mystery to me... |
@originaloflaura Dont be alarmed but I think I may have a strictly platonic twitter crush on you :) |
@ChrisCavs Oh my typos are awesome. I meant TUBE of lube...not TUB. Yeah...tube is sooo much more respectable :) |
@santa I always say, all I need for a great night is some whiskey, a pack of smokes and a tub of lube. I can em the "triplets of shame" |
@msullivan But its so comfy down here :) |
@cybersanta Best xmas ever! |
@santa Santa just a warning...I have a filthy mouth and I like to drink. I hope this doesnt put me on the naughty list but I am what I am :) |
Sometimes my desire to pee is really strong! |
Dear Santa, additionally I would like a guilt free conscience AND the ability to have laser beams shoot out my eyes! |
Dear Santa, this Xmas I want a prosthetic leg. No reason why...I just like the idea of finding one in my stocking. |
Tonight I have to dance with a candy cane....YES you heard me right! |
I swear my house almost blew away last night! |
Dear Santa...I want this please :) http://tinyurl.com/5cp8ne |
@Katie_Change Gossip Girl was freaking amazing! :) |
In my ears right now .... ♫ http://blip.fm/~11yff |
