 | ceedub Fuuuuuck! An inconvenient poop strikes again. This time it cost me $50 for leaving my car in front of the street sweeper. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie |
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 | MissRFTC I guess guys are not looking for an honest answer when they position their dirty talk in the form of a question. Lesson learned. 3:35 PM Dec 7th from web |
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 | trammell Twitterless Barney Frank: "[Obama] says we only have one president at a time. I'm afraid that overstates the number of presidents we have." 1:32 PM Dec 5th from TweetDeck |
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 | daisysf Just saw the hottest guy crossing Polk St. Just can't tell if he's all cool and nonchalant or, um, homeless. This is so why I am single. 6:30 PM Dec 2nd from twitterrific |
| hotdogsladies Somewhere, a sad, obese man in pristine ASICS scarfs cookie dough over an unopened _Runner's World_, complaining that he needs more "tips." 4:34 PM Dec 2nd from web |
 | Mickipedia If you're not feeling productive, it's often better to give up and try again tomorrow when you can actually get shit done. 6:46 PM Dec 1st from web |
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 | sacca Me: "You ever seen a man drink through a straw and look macho?" Milk & Honey London barman: "There was talk of a man once..." 5:52 PM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
 | zeldman My women friends on Facebook have stopped poking me. Trying not to read too much into that. 8:57 AM Dec 1st from web |
 | LauraGlu You people know what you're writing here can be seen by anyone right? Like, even google?! 8:33 AM Dec 1st from web |
| hotdogsladies Photoshop gets the cougar who smells like the inside of a purse;
Lightroom bikes home with a girl in bangs and cute shoes on his handlebars. 9:15 AM Nov 29th from web |
 | fakesacca on the phone w/ Obama, politely turning down his request that I become the first Secretary of the Pleasury. 15 days ago from web |
| hotdogsladies Some days, the web feels like 5 people trying to make something; 5k people turning it into a list; and 500MM people saying, "FAIL." 8:56 AM Jul 28th from web |
