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I'm in a sea of brunettes, skin tight jeans and stilettos. I *almost* fit in.
Thank God for GPS because our asses are lost. Unfortunately GPS only works if you know where you want to end up.
Restless night with an aching body. I'm sure this means a long day ahead.
@mamikaze I agree, I think estrogen can be blamed for a great deal of things.
Oh time, why do you mess with me? You go slow when I don't want you to and fast when I wish you wouldn't.
@slackmistress I know! I've been avoiding Trader Joe's for that reason alone.
@LOOPis oooh, haven't seen that one yet.
I think my quality of life would greatly improve if I never had to deal with the Hamilton post office ever again.
@MelWesch For the win. I think it's sports related and exactly why I've never heard of it.
So the whole "yes" thing doesn't work very well when you have an appointment and a kid who refuses to get ready, even with plenty of notice
I not only left clothes in the washer but apparently never turned the dryer on for the other load. Story of my laundry life.
@Tastelikecrazy seriously? The fall of Bratz? That's awesome, a few years too late but better late than never.
@ashleeallen @domestic_diva yeah I was planning a major overhaul in January but not sure I should bother now.
Being seriously selective over my parenting battles today. In fact, I might just be a yes-Mom all day today. We both need the break.
@califmom I hate those kinds of movies with the predictable endings.
"Mom, maybe when you're a different mommy and I'm the same, maybe you'll drink wine." Sounds like a plan, let's start now.
Killing time... at the PC but my aching neck says go to bed. Actually it's probably saying to work on my posture but sleep sounds good.
@momsontheedge You got to make a car? I'm apparently only allowed to make dino eggs. I would have appreciated your automobile, for sure.
And FTW really has another meaning besides F*ck the world? Who knew?
@Mike_FTW Thanks for the laugh, your mom sure has a nice rack.
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