"It's not that I can't understand your writing. It's just that, when I'm reading it, I get distracted by how much I want to hit you." about 13 hours ago from twitterrific |
You see how I used a typical adjective as an atypical noun, upsetting your natural comprehension of that sentence? That's CHI gold, that is. about 13 hours ago from twitterrific |
The passive voice has never been used so much. Then again, there is evidence that a scholarly paper has never been written by a particular. about 13 hours ago from twitterrific |
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I'm going to assume the Toyota filled with machetes that left its dome light on had a darn good reason, and doesn't need my intervention. 8:29 PM Dec 13th from twitterrific |
Spiral staircases are cool right up until the point where you have your *own* spiral staircase. Only then do you learn the tragic reality. 8:26 PM Dec 13th from twitterrific |
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Thank you, Indiana Secretary of State, for your online form fees, which confirm that Ticketmaster doesn't have a monopoly on extortion. 6:12 AM Dec 6th from twitterrific |
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Phew! Finally got VirtualHostX to work with mod_rewrite. I needed to pass in some <Directory> rules to httpd-vhosts.conf. I mean, duh. 8:33 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
SexBook Pro put to sleep, stashed in backpack. An hour later, fan is running full blast and the casing is too hot to touch. Fever dreams? 6:24 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
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iMovie '06, you are so vastly superior to iMovie '08. I cannot, for the life of me, figure out the mental model that is assumed for '08. 5:22 AM Dec 1st from twitterrific |
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