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spent a large portion of the afternoon being reminded that my freakishly enormous head precludes me from not looking stupid in hats. 5:06 PM Dec 13th from twitterrific |
According to Facebook I'm the only person not attending an ugly christmas sweater party this year, and I'm more than ok with that. 8:57 PM Dec 11th from twitterrific |
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Overheard a little hipster boy at Amoeba: "I just found this old punk band called Minor Threat. They're pretty hard." Kids these days :( 8:58 PM Dec 10th from twitterrific |
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The ad executive who forgot to put a giant bow on the Kia in this Special Holiday Sales Event commercial is so getting fired. 8:35 PM Dec 9th from twitterrific |
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My lucky shoes nearly scored me a date with a really cute girl until I blew it George Costanza style. Now I'm watching a Woody Allen movie. 8:35 PM Dec 8th from twitterrific |
I have three ways to stream Netflix movies to my TV now, which is getting a little ridiculous. So far the Xbox has the best video quality. 10:03 PM Dec 7th from twitterrific |
Quicksilver stopped working on my mac this morning and suddenly I'm computer illiterate; I just keep pounding ctrl-space over and over again 8:59 AM Dec 5th from twitterrific |
accidentally bought women's shaving gel at Costco. For the next 6 months I will have the face of a goddess. 10:25 PM Dec 4th from twitterrific |
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Maybe it's just because I'm spending my birthday evening on the phone trying to fix my internet, but Comcast has some depressing hold music. 5:29 PM Nov 30th from twitterrific |