Thank the gods that the agency has finally ditched that sour pisswater Stella for a decent beer (hic) about 23 hours ago from web |
|
overheard on Radio 6 - DJ: "What is Johnny Rotten's real name?" ; Contestant: "John Inman" 3:30 AM Dec 5th from web |
Others have noticed that I'm saying "the youth of today" a bit too often for the preservation of my street credibility. 1:17 AM Dec 5th from web |
"...infuriating little pissweasels". Swear of the week from Charlie Brooker. 1:35 AM Nov 19th from web |
hoping obama doesn't turn into america's tony blair. time for some foreign substances. 8:16 AM Nov 5th from web |
Another thing that pisses me off: everyone eats their fucking BREAKFAST at work. Chomp Clomp Slurp. Don't they have fucking tables at home?! 1:37 AM Oct 15th from web |
When did we start beginning emails with "Hi..."? I damn well hate it. 7:56 AM Oct 13th from web |
The Palin effect: Britons should avoid saying "mom". It makes them look like a fish blowing bubbles. 6:54 AM Oct 8th from web |
|
Christ, four miles on a fold-up bike. The bipedal arse was never designed for this. Designed? Oh shit, that's Dawkins on my tail. 5:18 AM Aug 28th from web |
The three great viral forces are sex, hype and fear. 6:12 AM Aug 8th from web |
Bought fold-up commuter clown bike to use between Giraffe Towers + Train. Fired chauffeur and swapped Rolls for peas. 2:14 AM Jul 7th from web |
|
|
we're a 3-nation household and have only one team in euro2008... GO GREECE!!!!! 9:18 AM Jun 10th from web |
|
|
Chimplet #1 was attacked on his paper round yesterday. By a crow. 6:48 AM May 28th from web |
|