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Do you people read my blogs? Do you? Are you sure you are seeing all of my stupid jokes? Stay up to date! 9:33 AM Dec 7th from web |
8 in 10 experts agree: Sunday mornings are supposed to be wasted. 4:12 AM Dec 7th from web |
Seriously, a spider in the shower? This one is getting old, you guys. 3:11 AM Dec 6th from web |
If space is the final frontier, why do I feel so awkward around satsumas? Also, other foods. 12:20 AM Dec 5th from web |
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Last time I met @spon, I was eating leftover Chinese. Oh, the glamour of art school. Today was only mildly better. He coughed all over me. 1:37 PM Dec 1st from web |
@spon You tosser, be glad you met me and not some spammer. If you have to meet internet people, make it non-spammers. Or something. Fuck it. 11:44 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to spon |
Working with a 400MB Photoshop file is like driving a car without wheels. It makes a lot of noise and takes hours to get anywhere. 2:55 PM Nov 30th from web |
Making the most delicious script type. Seriously, this'll make me rich. With your money, if possible. 2:36 PM Nov 29th from web |
The hum and swagger cite from yesterday's gig and drinking binge, respectively, a masterly move by the author of the new Rob Mientjes. 2:50 AM Nov 29th from web |
Anyone in The Hague interested in noise, I'm playing a show tomorrow. Also a bigger gig in January. 2:29 PM Nov 27th from web |
Someone tell me why Firefox and Safari shift type one pixel up or down randomly compared to each other? This is no fucking bolero. 4:53 AM Nov 26th from web |
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If you're going to play bass, get a plectrum. I'm just saying. Blisters are never cool. 10:59 AM Nov 24th from web |
I mainly use Safari's "Private Browsing" option when browsing Wikipedia for articles about facial hair. Share your own stories here! 2:34 PM Nov 21st from web |
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Percentage of penis references in my Twitter archives: 7%. HAHA! MAKE THAT INCHES BITCH 2:35 PM Nov 16th from web |