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MBV FTW, playing it loud enough to drown out the underpowered laptop's hard disk trying to keep up. Need to buy new 1 b4 GDep2 eats me. 9:00 PM Dec 7th from web |
I fixed my scooter! YAYYYYYY! Still not wearing pants. 8:16 PM Dec 7th from web |
My belt buckle is functioning like a laptop heat sink here let me show you [removes pants] Oh ... sorry. I got sexy there, didn't I. 8:54 PM Dec 6th from web |
Baseball-sized cheese rolls off counter onto floor. Sharp audible involuntary intake of breath through teeth. Really? For cheese? 3:33 PM Dec 6th from web |
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Totally true: someone just rode by on a fire-engine red penny farthing. I yelled "NICE BIKE!" It was my good deed for the day. 12:07 PM Nov 24th from web |
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Practicing lies for my dentist tomorrow. "Yes. Every 12 minutes. I'm also a big fan of flossy pork." 10:07 PM Nov 20th from web |
Let's all read The Fruit Hunters and set chain grocery stores on fire 10:00 PM Nov 17th from web |
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Sniffing around for some sort of artist's/writer's/whatever's space. It should be HUUUUUUUUUGE and cost $70 a month. Tops. 7:11 PM Nov 7th from web |
Putting on winter chubfat via consecutive series of cakes and/or pies 12:02 PM Nov 6th from web |
There should be a social networking website in which you endlessly delete your account to get the endorphin rush and the feeling of peace. 6:49 AM Nov 1st from web |
Scooter not working out so hotly in rain. If I had some sort of enclosure, and an engine, now yer talkin' 7:12 PM Oct 30th from web |
HAY I RSS'D FFFFOUND.COM! I'm a bit slow these days. A few months ago, I figured out how to open a tuna fish can 100% of the time. PROUD 10:28 PM Oct 25th from web |
Floor in library is hollow just like airplanes. Getting flashbacks as people walk by, and they're not even offering Lorna Doones 'n' peanuts 5:55 PM Oct 22nd from web |