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Maximum shorebird disruption program: COMPLETE
MBV FTW, playing it loud enough to drown out the underpowered laptop's hard disk trying to keep up. Need to buy new 1 b4 GDep2 eats me.
I fixed my scooter! YAYYYYYY! Still not wearing pants.
My belt buckle is functioning like a laptop heat sink here let me show you [removes pants] Oh ... sorry. I got sexy there, didn't I.
Baseball-sized cheese rolls off counter onto floor. Sharp audible involuntary intake of breath through teeth. Really? For cheese?
THE TEST IS OVER.
@floodfish RE Cardhouse t-shirt availability: probably never. Stickers, 2009. Mugs, 2010. China, 2011. Barrels, 2012.
hey look a viral tweet: be-a-magpie.com = jackholes
Totally true: someone just rode by on a fire-engine red penny farthing. I yelled "NICE BIKE!" It was my good deed for the day.
So many dirtbikes in sf ... It's like kuala lumpur amirite or amirite
Practicing lies for my dentist tomorrow. "Yes. Every 12 minutes. I'm also a big fan of flossy pork."
Let's all read The Fruit Hunters and set chain grocery stores on fire
Sniffing around for some sort of artist's/writer's/whatever's space. It should be HUUUUUUUUUGE and cost $70 a month. Tops.
Putting on winter chubfat via consecutive series of cakes and/or pies
There should be a social networking website in which you endlessly delete your account to get the endorphin rush and the feeling of peace.
Scooter not working out so hotly in rain. If I had some sort of enclosure, and an engine, now yer talkin'
HAY I RSS'D FFFFOUND.COM! I'm a bit slow these days. A few months ago, I figured out how to open a tuna fish can 100% of the time. PROUD
Floor in library is hollow just like airplanes. Getting flashbacks as people walk by, and they're not even offering Lorna Doones 'n' peanuts
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